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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:10 am

"Hey guys, check out my new inverted supine paraglider harness that I got on Craig's list, looks like I can launch just fine if Lt. Muhonen would just let go of my foot"
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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:21 am

"I still don't see anything in here Jen, I'll circle back to the other ear and maybe find something"
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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:38 am

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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:49 am

What is the difference between, Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:54 am

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in "Abu Dhabi Do"

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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:12 am

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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Mar 10, 2022 1:40 am

The Jokes on U.S. of America
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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:37 am

Ricky Gervais, jokingly.

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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Tue Mar 22, 2022 11:19 pm

How do you catch a Polar Bear?

Cut a hole in the ice, get a can of peas and carefully put them around the hole and when the Bear comes to take a pea.....
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bill Cummings » Wed Mar 23, 2022 5:09 pm

You kick him.
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