US Hawks Hang Gliding Association

Pssst . . .      Hey big insurance company...

Don't worry about all those accidents and deaths. We have a bullet proof risk mitigation strategy.

Here's how it works. We let our big businesses get away with whatever they want, and we make sure everyone is afraid to testify against them. And if anyone does dare to testify (they almost never do), we publicly smear them, take away all their ratings, and turn the whole hang gliding community against them.

Pretty cool, huh?   

Big insurance company (slowly backing away) wrote:
Sure. Right. Whatever you say.   

Uh ... we'll look into getting back to you on that policy.   

Don't call us, we'll call you ... maybe.