PARAGLIDING July 8, 2017
Could you land your hang glider on this field?
This pajama boy couldn't land his paraglider on it.
His silly laundry collapsed at 20 feet in the air in perfectly normal ground turbulence and he fell two stories straight down, seriously injured.
You know what hang gliders do in ground turbulence?
We just pull in the bar and blast through it.
If the air is still a little wild, we flare and let go and drop the nose and hop to the ground.
That "Whack!" that scares the pee out of the pajama boys is just the air frame and sail taking the blow, not us.
Grass is soft. It doesn't hurt anything on the hang glider.
We just don't think anything of it.
Luckily, this pajama boy didn't have to carry a hang glider from his car to the launch site. Whew!!
So that makes it a good day for him, I guess.
It's funny, I never even thought anything about carrying my hang glider from my car to the takeoff.
Sometimes, if it was a ways, I'd go back and get my harness.
It was no big deal.
It was nothing at all.
Nothing.
And I never worried about things like a lack of penetration, thermal turbulence, collapse, nose-down spirals, cravats, cascades or the fear of them.
Never.
I totally enjoyed flying my hang glider.
I would never give up flying a real aircraft for the chance to die on a slower, less responsive piece of garbage.
I just don't understand these pajama boys.
"You old hang meanie!!! Stop teasing our pajama boys!!!"