April 20, 2018
Taxidermists begin plucking an Ozone Warbler found in a nesting crater.
"Look," says the novice taxidermist, holding up something. "I found an egg!"
"That's not an egg, you idiot," says the master taxidermist. "It's the creature's gizzard."
"Gizzard? Yuk!!"
Suddenly, two unidentified men approach wearing shopping bags on their heads.
"I give you fifty dollar!" says one.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.