US Hawks Hang Gliding Association

Humans have designed an aircraft where in crashes the aircraft survives undamaged and the human dies. It is called a "paraglider" What will they think of next

FC

"Today the accidents that occur are the fault of the pilot, because paragliders are perfect aircraft."
        -– Roberto Villena, President of the Free Flight Club of Malaga, Spain

It's not necessary, Frank, for there to be any further development of the paraglider
because perfection is obviously the endpoint of evolution and refinement.
The paraglider is, in fact, one of the few perfect offerings you can find on the Internet at bargain prices.
(What is that stain...?")    


FOR PARENTS, WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS:
REMOVING BLOOD STAINS FROM WHITES AND COLORS
ONE: RINSE
After a hug (careful with those protruding compound fractures!) and comforting word ("I'm gonna burn this thing, you idiot"), quickly rinse out the stain with cold water.
TWO: PRE-SOAK
Pre-soak in cold water with laundry detergent for at least 30 minutes, then rinse.
THREE: REPEAT 40 TIMES
Repeat until stain disappears.
FOUR: WASH
Wash in cold water with your favorite detergent. Add Clorox® Regular-Bleach1 to cold water to white loads.
FIVE: PLACE AD ON THE INTERNET - USE MONEY FOR MEDICAL EXPENSES
Use phrases like "flies great!" and "new condition: perfect!" and "bargain priced!" and "moving, must sell."
Avoid too much information like "brains splattered everywhere" or "permanent paralysis" or "colostomy bag."
Stay positive. Emphasize it's "the perfect aircraft." Quote Roberto Villena.