Arrested for taking videos

[Bill Cummings]

[Bill Cummings]

Bob on second thought it now looks to me that you are precisely, definitively guilty beyond any shadow of a doubt of behaving in a kind of unpleasant and distasteful manner. You are obviously sort of obtrusive or maybe more so annoyingly or perhaps more precisely not all that fun to be around sometimes.
We hereby demand that you take exact measured steps to control your possible unfavorable behavior that has been elucidated in these precise exact and detailed charges.
I’ve set up a hearing date to be held in and inconvenient location (somewhere in Europe) to which you will have to guess at and you will be allowed three minutes for your defense of the egregious violation of the charges that can be found exactly somewhere in the 222 pages of bad stuff that is not allowed. We can’t let this drag on. The expulsion, “yea” vote is scheduled for and timed by a stop watch immediately following your defense drivel.
Best of Luck to you Bob
Bill C. Trial Board Member.

[Bob Kuczewski]

I’ve set up a hearing date to be held in and inconvenient location (somewhere in Europe) to which you will have to guess at and you will be allowed three minutes for your defense of the egregious violation of the charges that can be found exactly somewhere in the 222 pages of bad stuff that is not allowed. We can’t let this drag on. The expulsion, “yea” vote is scheduled for and timed by a stop watch immediately following your defense drivel.

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