by reluctantsparrow » Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:00 pm
recounting all that caused me to remember a TECHNIQUE I used once that applies to splat protection directly. Nothing needs to be invented to use this technique. Could save live....here is the back story.
I had suffered a mid-air collision with turbulence that ripped my left arm out of its socket at about five grand. It was the third day of the Chelan Classic in 2008 (maybe 2009, I cant remember) and I was flying a Moyes SX I had picked up for 500 bucks just a few days earlier so I was flying in kingposted class. ( I think they call it recreational class now)
I did not have enough time to track down good wheels for this glider so I was flying without wheels for the first time in years.
anyway, as it turns out the sky had turned into a boiling cauldron of Cu-nimbs and I was trying to dodge them all on my way back from a 70 mile triangle task which was very stupid of me. I should have just landed out.
Anyway...i did not choose to land out. Instead, i kept trying to find my way around these huge Cu-nimbs.
I had just made it about half way back to chelan from mansfield and past the last of the CUNIM beasts and I almost had the Chelan airport on a glide when I spotted some suspended dust a little off route and decided a little extra altitude would be good and the detour wasnt much, so I altered route to fly over what looked like dust suspended at around 4,000
as I got closer the dust began to look a bit weird. it looked like it wasnt moving at all. I flew directly over it and hit nothing.....not even a small bump....and then...WHAM!
I was knocked upward in what I estimate was a three hundred foot loop.....totally went over the top with massive airspped and positive Gs.....so I just flew it out like it was a regular loop, but thinking...what the heck was that?
As I came out of the loop I was also realizing I was going to end up hitting the exact same thing all over again so on the pull up I kept the glider pulled in a bit, thinking....I have to penetrate this thing whatever it is.....but no way.....WHAM and over I went again....another full loop with a twisty at the top that was so violent it ripped my arm out its socket. (but I never let go of the basetube)
this was an upward movement of air that was so powerful I could not get my nose into it.
so now I am flying with one arm and away from this thing as fast as I can, but I am over five sets of power lines. you know, the really Big ones that run from grand coulee Dam to Wenatchee.
I cleared the last powerline by forty feet then turned to land into the wind which meant swinging around to land UNDER the power lines.
As I tried to rotate into the upright position I could not. I realized my left arm was useless. I had enough time on final to try using my good arm to push my bad arm up the left downtube but I could not maintain that position and fell back down to the basetube.....so....now I am going to have to land a wing with NO WHEELS that has the perfect geometry for the pilot to swing foreward while the nose of the glider is going to come down HARD right on top of my neck or head.
Ive seen it, youve seen it.....the MOyes SX is a great glider but the geometry is just right for breaking necks in this scenario....so it is amazing what new techniques you can think up when your life is on the line.....here is what I did
I decided, at the last minute, I would use my one good arm to throw my body SIDEWAYS.
this is a technique anyone can use in this situation....and it worked.
I threw my body sideways as the basetube (with no wheels) hit hard and I swung through the A-frame SiDEWAYS.
As usual the nose came crashing down but instead of landing on my head it brushed my back lightly as it hammered into the ground HARD and left my head neatly sticking out sideways under the right leading edge.
I remember laying there in the dust, nose to nose with that leading edge thinking....well,... that worked....
It worked because i could not have flared to save my life but I did have the ability to throw myself SiDEWAYS before impact, thus changing the geometry of the situation.
BTW....what I flew into that caused this incident is still unknown to me.
I found out that after we all launched that day NOAA called for tornado Warnings in the area between Mansfield and Chelan, which is where this incident occurred.
also, several pilots said they saw a tornado come and touch down in that same location that same day.
It could also have been the gust front feeding the Cu-Nimbs I had just outran...I really dont know which it was.
A gust front or the remnants of a tornado.....I dont know. it was NOT a dust devil of any kind.
all I know is i was unable to penetrate it on a hang glider even when pulled in and coming out of a full loop.
It was a miracle the glider did not break. If I had to have thrown my chute I would have come down into the powerlines.
anyway....shared all that to share an Anti-splat technique that actually worked and could work for others....
throwing yourself sideways alters the geometrical arrangement.
As for the Chelan XC classic that year.....
the fourth day was called due to more expected bad weather
the fifth day was called due to high wind
and the sixth and final day conditions were not good enough for anyone in the king posted class to catch up to my three day score so I still took first place in king posted class that year.....drinking Tequila! LOL