you guys are hilarious....okay...how do I get one of these little gremlins to work for me?
Okay, the shotgun shell idea has my brain going down a non-constructive avenue.....My brain just turned my rear keel into a totally operative potato gun (an idea from the dark side)
billcummings wrote:We should keep in mind that many crashes are wing tip hitting first and a sideways cartwheel.
good point...my device requires a reduction of forward motion to activate its trigger, or at least enough reduction of forward to do so even if it mixed up with a little sideways motion...
BTW...speaking of sideways motions....I used sideways motion once to fly myself OUT of a jam. I guess the story qualifies as splat protection technique in case of emergency, so here goes:
Coming in on final on an experimental design, double surface glider (a very fast glider for its day). This happened at a major meet at local Dog Mountain, WA. and there were about a hundred spectators.
I make my final turn perfectly but a huge gust sweeps over the entire LZ and feeds my glider a huge amount of energy and I start climbing out like crazy.....this gust ripped over a bunch of pop-up shelters and tents and got EVERYONES attention....it was really something.....
Anyway,... I am gaining just enough altitude to totally overfly the Lz and over the lip of the Burm that is between the LZ and the lake. The burm is mostly sand and about 60 feet wide at the time.....so whats wrong with that right?
The burm is where we have all our vehicles parked in two long rows for this event. Rvs, trailers, moterhomes, vans, etc. etc. the Burm area is totally packed with vehicles....but there is a driving space left open between all these vehicles....so
I shoot over the burm and crank left to Miss a huge motorhome right in front of me and turn crosswind to fly between the two long rows of about forty vehicles parked about fifty feet apart.....totally doable....but as I am coming around out of my sharp left (with my left wingtip two feet off the ground and gobs of airspeed) I realize there is A huge stump blocking my path to the S.E SIDE OF THIS NARROW LANE.....so I keep the turn going around and about four kids playing in the sand right in front of me on the N.E. side of this lane come into view......so I am doing this high speed left hand turn very close to the ground and as I come around all my options are saying...no way....cant land here.....sorry dude...
It is amazing how fast all this happens.....
that is when I looked straight down and realized I was over sandy ground so I instinctivly just slipped my inside wingtip right into the ground on purpose with just the right inputs of pitch and roll to NOT hammer over but to SPIN in place....putting enough pressure on the inside wingtip to keep it pinned to the ground but keeping the bar pulled in enough to not hammer over.....
I spun that ship in a high speed 360 using my inside wing as the pivot. and it worked pretty good actually. i only took out one downtube.
I would not advise anyone practice this technique but it might be something to tuck into the brain in case you find yourself in a similar scenario.