[Rick Masters]

October 22, 2016

An Ozone Warbler rests peacefully in its nest.
Occasionally, the stillness is broken by the contented cries of "Hallop! Hallop."
Soon perhaps, a mate will come.
And then, with luck, an egg!

"I wish they'd nest in trees like other birds," said a utility worker, tiredly.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Bob Kuczewski]

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[Rick Masters]

Fascinating footage of an Ozone Warbler foraging in the aboreal canopy
    "In this rare footage, in which a researcher has mounted a mini-video camera to an Ozone Warbler, the creature is shown foraging for food near its nest," said a professor from the university. "It seems to really like that red-tipped, leafy green stuff. Eventually it returns to its nest with this food and - this surprised us - adjusts its nest to be more visible to any passing females. Clearly, it is doing everything in its power to attract a female, including collecting food, to entice her to mate. Hopefully, an egg will result."
    Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[eagle]

Researchers found Egg in bushes below Torrey Pines Gliderport
Wobblers are often seen in the bushes, feeding on worms and doing a mating dance.

The newly discovered Egg was taken to the SD Zoo for hatching,...
...., Doctors are now examining the New, Obama Looking Para Chick

In Keeping the Paragliding business under the same In-house control,... As history repeats.
The Para Chick will be groomed by the SD City Council as the New Hybrid USHPA Flight Director/Dictator
~ More will be revealed by local Health officials and a name contest by Fox New's ~

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[Rick Masters]

In this rare footage, an Ozone Warbler returns to its nest after foraging in the forest.
Then after playfully swinging back and forth, it decides to move to a nesting crater.
"We are not certain why the Ozone Warbler decided to abandon its nest for a nesting crater on the forest floor," said a professor from the university. "It may be that it preferred grubs found in the loamy earth to the smaller burrowing insects infesting the bark of the trees."
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

April 15, 2016

Two taxidermists and three cooks from a nearby North Korean resaurant search the nesting crater of an Ozone Warbler for an egg.
"Why can't they nest in trees like other birds?" complained the farmer in frustration. "I just plowed that field. Now look at it. Its got a big hole in it!"
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

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Aside: Could you land a hang glider in this field without killing yourself?
Inquisitive minds need to know.

[Rick Masters]

December 4, 2016

[Rick Masters]

December 12, 2016

Two taxidermists, three cooks from a nearby North Korean restaurant and a starving peasant bemoan the lack of a ladder, while high above, an Ozone Warbler scolds them with cries of "Hallop! Hallop!"
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

December 9, 2016

High above a cluster of exhausted utility workers, an Ozone Warbler rests contentedly on a 140-zillion volt power line.
Happily chirping "Hallop! Hallop!" the creature is oblivious to the nervous activity below.


"One false move and zap!" says a utility worker as he prepares to retrieve the wayward beast. "Barbequed Warbler."


Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

Ladderless peasants search the nest of an Ozone Warbler for an egg.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.