[Rick Masters]

Janyary 26, 2017

Starving peasants wait anxiously for real barbequed Ozone Warbler.


"We are weak with hunger for real barbequed Ozone Warbler," said one starving peasant, hungrily. "Too many barbeque joints offer fake warbler. It is not right!"

[Rick Masters]

Along with fake news and fake tweets, "fake warbler" has become a hot news topic of late.
The recent uncovering of a plot to substitute pulled pork for genuine Ozone Warbler by an intrepid group of fake warblers had led to the discovery of an underground Internet manual describing how to evade capture by denying everything.


"We are disturbed and outraged by this subversive group in our midst," said a professor from the university, disturbingly. "It is difficult enough to determine what is going on with the Ozone Warbler without a bunch of nitwits obfuscating the criteria."
The group, composed of undergraduate taxidermists, denies everything.

[Rick Masters]

January 29, 2017 -- Nesting season begins!

"Unseasonably warm temperatures are bringing an early nesting season for the Ozone Warbler," said a professor from the university.

January 30, 2017

Members of the Audubon Society watch carefully as an Ozone Warbler attempts to lay an egg.
"We know it's an Ozone Warbler by its call of 'Hallop! Hallop!" said one birdwatcher, sagely.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

Taxidermists search for the egg of an Ozone Warbler.
"We are worried that the egg may have cracked when the Ozone Warbler caromed off the stone wall as it made its nesting crater," said a taxidermist.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

January 29, 2017

Drawn by calls of "Hallop! Hallop!" from the underbrush, two taxidermists find an Ozone Warbler in a nesting crater.
"I think it's trying to lay an egg!" says one taxidermist, excitedly.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

January 7, 2017

A novice taxidermist cautiously approaches the nest of an Ozone Warbler.
"I think I see it in there!" he shouts to the master taxidermist below. "Wadda I do now?"
"Just reach in there and grab it by its ankle," responds the master taxidermist. "Be quick," he adds.
"Why do I gotta be quick?" asks the novice, nervously.

[Rick Masters]

January 31, 2017

Annoyed by the approaching taxidermists, the Ozone Warbler leaps, clucking and snapping, from its nesting crater in the cactus patch.
"Wadda I do? Wadda I do?" cries the novice taxidermist as he attempts to fend off the angry creature.
"Put a bag over its head!" replies the master taxidermist. "That'll calm it down."
"Hey! It worked," grins the novice, pleased.

[Rick Masters]

Evolution of the Ozone Warbler.

"We are concerned that the Ozone Warbler may represent an evolutionary dead end," said a professor from the university.

[Rick Masters]

Starving peasants gaze wistfully at the nest of an Ozone Warbler.
"If only we had a ladder," bemoans a peasant, hungrily.
"Yeah," says the other. "All we got is this old chainsaw..."

[eagle]

The truth is out there, And as always, You decide
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