[Rick Masters]

PARAGLIDING SLAUGHTER UPDATE    July 15, 2017


Teams of Mountain Search and Rescue recover the body of the one thousand, five hundred and ninety fourth paragliding fatality.

[Frank Colver]

So does this Native American style flute maker / player.

Frank

[Rick Masters]

We could start a band called "The Ozone Warblers"    
and sing praises to the airframe.

[wingspan33]

We could start a band called "The Ozone Warblers"    
and sing praises to the airframe.

But Ozone Warblers despise structural integrity! They are the atmosphere's version of jelly fish. There's no way they would sing praises to the airframe. If a band is to be formed it needs a more suitable name.

Hhhmmmmm, . . . .

(just thinking here)

This may be a long shot but how about The Troposphereic Raptors?

Maybe T-Raptors for short!

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[Rick Masters]

Aw, gee. I like "Ozone Warblers."
I thought they'd flock to it.

[wingspan33]

Aw, gee. I like "Ozone Warblers."
I thought they'd flock to it.

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. . . they'd flock . . . ? ? ? You mean other actual Ozone Warblers, don't you.

It's clear now that you've been paid off by the Taxidermists and the Chinese Restaurant Owners Associations!

Who else would salivate over a large gathering (i.e., audience) of Haaa-loping Ozone Warblers.

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[Rick Masters]

you've been paid off by the Taxidermists and the Chinese Restaurant Owners Associations!

No. Seriously. I found a venue.

[eagle]

Ahwwww ~ Don"t worry little girl

Now Your a Para Qween
~ We Taught ya everything ya need to know ~

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[Rick Masters]

Pool Pounding in San Diego

[Rick Masters]

PARAGLIDING SLAUGHTER UPDATE


Paragliding fatality #1595