February 2, 2018
Taxidermists searching the forest on reports of an Ozone Warbler sighting stumble upon a crater.
"Look!" says a taxidermist, pointing. "I think there's something moving down there!"
Suddenly a mysterious figure, wearing dark glasses to conceal his identity, emerges from the bushes clutching a cell phone.
After a short, whispering conversation, he says, "I give you fifty dollar!"
Unfortunately, no egg was found.