Rudy is awesome.
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show ... eard-tapes
When BuzzFeed reported on Friday that Donald Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about the proposed Trump Tower Moscow project, the news outlet pointed to some documented evidence. According to the report, Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s office has “internal company emails, text messages, and a cache of other documents” that bolster the allegation.
Mueller’s team, of course, later denied the accuracy of the report, though BuzzFeed continues to stand by it.
Yesterday, Rudy Giuliani told the New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner that he knew the moment he saw the BuzzFeed article that it wasn’t true. Asked why, the president’s lawyer said, “Because I have been through all the tapes.” It led to a rather striking exchange:
NEW YORKER: Wait, what tapes have you gone through?
GIULIANI: I shouldn’t have said tapes. They alleged there were texts and e-mails that corroborated that Cohen was saying the President told him to lie. There were no texts, there were no e-mails, and the President never told him to lie.
NEW YORKER So, there were no tapes you listened to, though?
GIULIANI: No tapes. Well, I have listened to tapes, but none of them concern this.
Got it. Giuliani has been through the tapes, which don’t exist, except for the ones that do. Donald Trump can obviously take comfort in the fact that he’s hired the best legal representation that money can buy.
The chemicals in Rudy's food are allowing him to play ninth dimensional chess.