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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:58 am

Walter and Helmi were headed home to Barnard Vermont, during a driving rainstorm. Their horses were struggling in the deep mud, when Helmi saw a top hat in the middle of the road, and reached down to pick it up. They were flabbergasted to see that there was a head under the top hat, and it belonged to their neighbor Niko.! Helmi said to Walter , "looks like Niko is having a haad time , down thar in the mud", to which Walter said, "looks so'". Bout then, Niko looks up at them and says... "not as haad as my harse is havn'.
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Re: Jokes, How to hunker down.

Postby Bill Cummings » Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:09 pm

How to Make A Bloody Mary.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bill Cummings » Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:05 pm

How to Make A Brandy Old Fashioned (and fill out the 2020 Census) - Quar...
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Re: Jokes

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Re: Jokes

Postby Bob Kuczewski » Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:22 pm

Bill Cummings wrote:Husbands of Target
https://youtu.be/M7xPrf9f7mg


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That was hilarious Bill!!

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Re: Jokes

Postby Bill Cummings » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:49 pm

Denture-Stealing Puppy Becomes Internet Sensation | NowThis
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bill Cummings » Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:11 pm

I’ve been using Prevagen for ah let me think
now. Oh for at least ah - - What was the
question?
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I found the shopping list honey what did you
say to write down?
Oh gee - look for empty box in the recycle bin.
I think it starts with a, “P.”
Jokes by my wife whatshername.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bill Cummings » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:28 pm

You Can’t Trust a Wisconsin Accent. Rob Brackenridge - Full Special
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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:03 am

"Hey guys, check out my new, inverted supine paraglider harness I found on Craig's list, what a great way to launch"
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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:06 am

testing
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