by Craig Muhonen » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:34 pm
A Parody
. Ptera here, .. “.ok, you guys over there at Torrey, take a day off...sit back, with a beer or a soda, and I'll show ya how this gliding thing is done, I've had a "few years" to figure it out. You have only 150 years of practice, and some of you are doing it all wrong..ha. You hang glider guys can fly with me because it looks like you have some semblance of a wing, and you look like you have taken a page outta' my book, about your hands and body being "directly" connected to your wings, and flying with your head into the wind. Iv'e been watching your progress on developing your “wings”, and I like them. You have come far in a short time, and your minimalist approach has served you well. It took me forever to teach my offspring how to fly, it's so hard, but they mastered it well. Your wings seem sturdy enough for the turbulent air we have to fly in, and they fold up nicely, when you don't need them. Maybe, just maybe, you can keep up with me.
When you "other" guys, with all the strings and “nylon”, catch up in about 100 years, come find me, we'll talk, because as it looks from here to me, your “wings” cannot “penetrate” the air good enough to fly “fast” in a straight line , and I've seen them "fold up", at the most inopportune times...ouch. “Flying fast” is what its all about. And what's up with "stuffing" your wing into a "sack", it wrinkles it, and it gets mildewed, ...but what do I know?
As far as tandem flights go, I'll rig something up in my mouth, and let people who want to "ride", go for free, although you'll have to buy "hick-up" insurance, and not turn me in for “bad breath”, and I will have to charge you for taking “selfies” of by beautiful face.
I haven't picked up on the latest "tunes" yet, but I've been told that there are some, over at Hawks and Larks, so "I'm all ears".
I'll rest up with my friends in the Rockies, and come down once or twice a month for a "show".
You guys at HAWKS have a “H” rating, but I will have to ask for a new “P” rating.
"See ya in a bit..... er.. .bite".
Make reservations well in advance, with my friend BobK, and my cousins at US HAWKS, And put some fun in your life" .
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Sometimes you gotta' push the stick forward while you're lookn' at the ground