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This is funny!

PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:59 pm
by Bill Cummings
I think this will put a smile on your face and make you chuckle! :lol:

Re: This is funny!

PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:15 pm
by Bob Kuczewski
I LOVE IT !!!!

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Great post Bill !!!!!!      :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Maybe there is some hope left after all.        :thumbup:

Re: This is funny!

PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:43 am
by Bill Cummings
TEL AVIV, Israel . The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!"

Re: This is funny!

PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2014 9:48 am
by Bob Kuczewski
Now that's a speedy and cost effective justice system!!!

They've packaged the investigation, prosecution, trial, conviction, and sentencing into about 1 second. And the terrorist has to pay for the materials needed for his own execution. Brilliant!!

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