https://www.amazon.com/Breeze-Colorwave ... DJRF7B6SYDThe "shape" of the wing " is important to the professional and the novice Kite Flyer. The shape of HangGlider Wings is the preferred shape because of its simplicity, and its "A" Frame. David Cronk and his friends built and flew model "kites" before they built and flew the scaled up versions of their wings. (Each Wing was given a name, starting with the "bamboo bombers".
https://www.flyozone.com/paragliders/products/glidersTo put the word "Glider" in the same sentence or para graph with the word "Para-anything or para chute, is part of the marketing thievery that will go on.
The Torrey Glider Port is a good example of how they use their "rewritten history of the word, "Glider", to fill their cash drawers.
Who can come up with a "cartoon" drawing of "a stale biscuit with garnish on top,...under a canopy. .....canope....canape' (sofa)
https://www.prokitesusa.com/recommended-stunt-kites/ "Wings " should bring a Class Action Suit against the "canope's for defamation of character!! For a canope' to even remotely consider itself "A ®Wing, it would have to remake itself. into A "single point attachment " to the Center of Gravity of the airframe. The "marketing " for Chinese Paragliders have stolen the word "Hang", from HangGlider, and put in "Para".
And then comes ground school. ZZZZZZZ. "String Theory? .....got it.... .let's fly
And they make it so easy to buy a "Para" with full insurance and instruction package. (If you buy their product , they will give you "free" lessons, and fly in an "instructor" salesman pilot , no matter where you live)(But they don't tell you how expensive it is, being you will have to buy
many of these "Paras" . (every three years of so) and they don't tell you that what they are selling you, doesn't last very long, before it hits the scrap pile.
And they don't tell you that you most likely , Will have to join this club.
And they don't tell you that the "American Hang Gliding Companies totally "Washed their hands" of "Para" long ago, due to the "liability issues" , not only from an "accident prone" "PARA MEDIC", aspect, but from the aspect of being ONLY made in china .
Hawks should put together a team, to make a Dinesh D'Souza style docu drama. about the marketing tactics , and funny goof-up videos. of the u-know-who non-profit characters.
And put ®HangGliding back into "soap commercials".
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qEqzwyofkyohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4sB4VIsXsNow there is a squeaky clean, "Dialed in Pilot", who is ready to do battle with the "sphere".
The para glider flyer has a "dirty wing" , which no soap can keep "clean" for long. HG is the "anti-bacterial" soap for PG, and once PG uses it , it will feel clean again, and a French scent is available for "after bath".
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:17 pm