
JoeF wrote:A hop puts one flying in the air. The opportunity is present.
Bob Kuczewski on August 13, 2010 wrote:This topic was started on Friday August 13th, 2010, and it's intended to be a topic where new members can say "Hi" to introduce themselves.
Craig Muhonen wrote:Hope you don't mind a parody here.
Bob Kuczewski on August 13, 2010 wrote:
This topic was started on Friday August 13th, 2010, and it's intended to be a topic where new members can say "Hi" to introduce themselves.
I'm new here, I'm Petra,
“ok, you guys over there at Torrey, take a day off...sit back with a beer or a soda, and I'll show ya how this gliding thing is done.
I've had a million years or so to figure it out and you have only 150 years of practice, and some of you are doing it all wrong, you look like "strainers".. ha. where did I hear that?
You hang glider guys can fly with me because it looks like you have some semblance of a wing, and you look like you have taken a page outta' my book, with your hands and body being "directly" connected to your wings, flying with your head into the wind. I've been watching your progress on developing your “wings”, and I like them. You have come far in a short time, and your minimalist approach has served you well. It took me forever to teach my offspring how to fly, it's so hard, but they mastered it well.
Your wings seem sturdy enough for the turbulent air we have to fly in, and they fold up nicely, when you don't need them.Maybe, just maybe, you can keep up with me, although it looks like Mr. Heiney over there could fly "loops" around me with smoke.Exactly how does he do that?
Is that a Predator Hang Glider, that I've been told good things about?
When you "other" guys, with all the strings and “nylon” catch up in about 100 years,
come find me, we'll talk, because as it looks to me your wings cannot “penetrate” the air good enough to fly “fast” in a straight line which you have to do,
and I've seen them "fold up" at the most inopportune times...ouch couch.
Who are these guys?
“Flying fast” is what its all about.
And what's up with "stuffing" your wing into that big "sack" on your back?, it wrinkles and gets mildewed, ... but what do I know?
As far as tandem flights go, I'll rig something up in my mouth, and let people who want to "ride" go for free, although you'll have to buy "hick-up" insurance,
and you can't turn me in for “bad breath”.
I will have to charge you extra for taking “selfies” of my beautiful face.
I haven't picked up on your latest "tunes" yet, but I've been told that there are some good ones over at Hawks & Larks, so "I'm all ears".
I'll rest up with my friends in the Rockies, and come down once or twice a month for a "show", whatta' you think?
You guys at HAWKS have an “H” rating, but I will have to ask for a new “P” rating from that guy Joe I've heard a lot about.
Make reservations for our air show well in advance with my friend BobK, and my cousins at US HAWKS,
but I've been told, stay away from this clown,![]()
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he'll have you arrested for who the hell knows".
"See ya in a bit..... er.. .bite" and have a good time
Bob Kuczewski on September 22, 2022 wrote:Bob Kuczewski on August 13, 2010 wrote:This topic was started on Friday August 13th, 2010, and it's intended to be a topic where new members can say "Hi" to introduce themselves.
So discussions in this topic should generally go like this:
- Step 1. A new member makes a post to this topic.
- Step 2. Everyone welcomes them.
- Step 3. A short introductory exchange may follow.
- Step 4. Wait for another new member to post.
In other words, if you're not a new member, please don't start discussions in this topic. The U.S. Hawks forum has a nearly infinite capacity for discussions in other topics. Let's please keep this topic reserved for it's purpose of welcoming new members.
Thanks.
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