[Rick Masters]

Song of the Ozone Warbler    
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OXVPgu6urw

[Rick Masters]

October 28, 2016

Three taxidermists, two cooks from a nearby North Korean resaurant and some hikers, hopelessly lost, mumbling and starving, search the nesting crater of an Ozone Warbler for an egg.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.
"Wait!" the guy with the orange bag says suddenly. "Maybe there's an egg in here. Nope."
"I can't take it any more," cries the hiker in the green shirt in despair. "I'm starving! Where do they put the goddam eggs, anyway?"

[Rick Masters]

October 22, 2016

Nature photographer captures moment of ocean nesting by an Ozone Warbler.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

November 10, 2016
http://cde.3.elcomercio.pe/vid/0/1/5/2/8/1528106.mp4
Ozone Warbler attempts to nest on brick wall.
"I wish they'd nest in trees like other birds," said a local mason.
Hungry customers and cooks emerged from a nearby North Korean restaurant and searched desperately for an egg.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

October 29, 2016

Fourteen cooks from a nearby North Korean restaurant overwhelm two taxidermists engaged in the retrieval of an Ozone Warbler.
"We found it first," said a taxidermist dejectedly. "But now they're plucking it!"
"We can't stuff it if they pluck it," added the second taxidermist. "It wrecks it. And they used our ladders. They shouldn't use our ladders. They should bring their own ladders!"
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

July 13, 2016

Study confirms unusual nocturnal habits of the Ozone Warbler
    "Our research is showing us that the Ozone Warbler does not appear to sleep like a normal bird," said a professor from the university.
    "Instead, the creature remains alert, calling incessantly throughout the night it's cry of 'Hallop! Hallop!'
    "We suspect that it is trying to attract a mate for the purpose of laying an egg."
    Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

An Ozone Warbler has abandoned its nest.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

In this rare footage, an Ozone Warbler is captured attempting to nest in a forest.
"We suspect that this Ozone Warbler had difficulty calling for a mate, having landed on its head in the nesting crater," said a professor from the university. "Without the mating call of 'Hallop! Hallop!' to attract her attention, it is unlikely that a female would become aware of the male. Therefore there could be no egg."
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

In this rare footage, an Ozone Warbler successfully nests in a tree.
But despite hours of calling "Hallop! Hallop!" no female arrived.
However, two taxidermists and three cooks from a nearby North Korean restaurant did.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

                        Evolution of the Ozone Warbler