[Rick Masters]

December 15, 2016

An Ozone Warbler, clucking happily, nests on a cableway.
"Why can't they nest in trees like other birds?" complains a skier, trapped in a gondola.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

Ladderless, starving peasants spot the nest of an unsuspecting Ozone Warbler.
"If only we had a ladder," says one.
"Yeah," says another. "And all we got is this old chainsaw..."
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

December 20, 2016

As two taxidermists prepare to extract an Ozone Warbler from a nearby tree, a mysterious man, shouldering a huge, egg-shaped bag, is caught by a low-light security camera peering suspiciously from the darkness.
Unfortunately, no egg was found. Why?

[Rick Masters]

A fuzzy-headed Ozone Warbler nests in a tree, then decides to make a nesting crater.
http://players.brightcove.net/3921507366001/73568996-99ce-4b17-abd9-39751fa59035_default/index.html?videoId=5141021727001
"We suspect the Ozone Warbler may, at the last moment, have mistaken activity on the ground for the presence of a female," said a professor from the university. "Changing its mind during landing resulted in its making a nesting crater instead of a perch."
Unfortunately, no egg was found.
"The failure to deliver an egg was particularly troublesome," added the professor, "because the fuzzy-headed variant is an endangered species."

[Rick Masters]

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/dennys/dennys-hard-boiled-egg-dispute-648931
Was it the egg of an Ozone Warbler?
How did it get there?

[Rick Masters]

December 25, 2016

Seven taxidermists search for the egg of an Ozone Warbler.
"This is an impenetrable thicket!" complains one.
"How are we supposed to find an egg in this mess?" whines another.
"Shut up and do your job," says another in a thickly accented voice.
"What job? We're taxidermists. Why are we looking for eggs?"
"Yeah," pipes in another. "Who stuffs eggs?"
"You never heard of deviled eggs?" scoffs the accented one. "Deviled Ozone Warbler eggs are heavenly."
"Wait a minute... You're not a taxidermist! You're a cook from a nearby North Korean restaurant!"

[eagle]

The Great Spirit must love pilots
~ The Forest is our Friend ~

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[Rick Masters]

Our Friend the Forest has Lunch
https://www.newsflare.com/video/89561/other/paragliding-take-off-tree-landing

Ozone Warbler becomes one with the Great Spirit

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"Because the Ozone Warbler is an endangered species," explained a professor from the university to three suspicious cooks at a nearby North Korean restaurant, "it should be left alone in the hope it will lay an egg. Only the laying of an egg can ensure the survival of the creatures. So it is a mystery for us that so few eggs of the Ozone Warbler have been discovered. They must have gone somewhere... Hey..."
"Who Hey?" asks a cook, suspiciously.


Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

Chirping peacefully, an Ozone Warbler makes its nest in a 210,000-volt power line.
"I wish they'd male their nests in trees like other birds!" complained an exhausted utility worker.

Unfortunately, no egg was found.