[Rick Masters]

No doubt, they egged him on and he jumped.

[Rick Masters]

Taxidermists prepare to remove an Ozone Warbler from its nesting crater.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

February 12, 2017

Chirping contentedly with its characteristic call of "Hallop! Hallop!" an Ozone Warbler makes a nest above a nearby North Korean restaurant.
Soon, a mate will come. And then, perhaps, an egg!
"I wish they'd nest in trees like other birds," says an overworked utility worker.
"I give you fifty dollar!" says a cook, peering out a doorway, furtively.

Tom's Warbler balls (Uguisumochi)
Secret recipe stolen by North Koreans: http://recipesfortom.blogspot.com/2016/03/uguisumochi-warbler-cake-with-sweet.html

After Tom's execution, North Korean cooks in an EMP-hardened subterranean kitchen reverse-engineer his balls using locally available materials like straw and fingernails and poo.

[Rick Masters]

Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

February 16, 2017

High above the maddening crowd, an Ozone Warbler rests contentedly in its nest.
Soon, perhaps, a mate will come. And then, an egg!

Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

February 16, 2017
Taxidermists lower an Ozone Warbler from tree before plucking and stuffing it.
"It was clucking and snapping so I whacked it," said a taxidermist, whistfully.
http://qnvideo-s1.hwucdn.it/v/8/7/4/87481/aad36328243767b6cf6cc0642b9ec747f57e524d.mp4

[Rick Masters]

February 20, 2017

As an angry Ozone Warbler snaps and clucks from a branch below, two taxidermists high in the tree search frantically for an egg.
"I feel something! I feel something!" shouts one.
"Ow! Let go," screams the other.
"Hurry up, you guys! We ain't got all day," yells the master taxidermist, eyeing suspiciously two cooks from a nearby North Korean restaurant stealthily emerging from the bushes.
"We give you fifty dollar!" says one.
"No," responds the master taxidermist, firmly. "The Ozone Warbler belongs to us."
"We give you fifty dollar and free Warbler breakfast special!"
"Oh? A Warbler breakfast, eh?"
"Big breakfast! Good! Worth nine dollar!"
"Well, okay."

[Rick Masters]

[Rick Masters]

February 23, 2017

A North Korean taco truck serves up fresh Ozone Warbler.
"Ah, there's nothing like fresh Warbler and a cup of Joe to get you going," said one satisfied customer, satiatedly.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.

[Rick Masters]

February 26, 2017

Near the nesting crater of an Ozone Warbler, starving peasants search despondently among egg-shaped rocks for an egg.
"Fate is so cruel!" says one peasant, mad with hunger for a Denver omelette.
Unfortunately, no egg was found.