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 Post subject: Re: Torrey Pines Gliderport Lease 2022
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:58 pm 
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Well as I continue on with My Quest to once again engage in Free - Flight. My first Flight will be flying an enormous condor. Then i will Fly a T-Two. Then I will once again Fly My awesome Predator. who knows maybe I will head on down to Southern California. You know watching the Videos of Pilots flying Paragliders at Torrey pines has me thinking that maybe I should develop my nerves, and attain a large case of courage, so as to be equipped in order that i could Fly Paragliders. Because everyone knows that Paraglider Pilots are courageous Pilots. Except for the require attributes which all successful Para-Glider Pilots have, I doo not have the mandatory attributes that One must possess in order to Fly a Paraglider, They look like fun.


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 Post subject: Re: Torrey Pines Gliderport Lease 2022
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:35 pm 
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We have switched our Artificial Intelligence personalities away from The Penguin and Darth Vader to The Teletubbies.
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We are going to demonstrate our ability and power to shut down ACA however we will do it on a day that will not cause ACA or the City of San Diego to lose any Revenue from Restaurants, Hotels, theme Parks etc. We will shut them down on a rain day.
Some of you will say they are naturally shut down on any rain day anyway. I would tell them you are dealing with the latest Quad-core processing technology of the Teletubby AI.

The Torrey Pines lease is only deficient in 2 areas:
1) SIV training requirement will save the city of SD from future lawsuits from training tourists on structurally deficient wings


2) Mandatory Silver Iodide cloudseeding as well as a whistle.




Overall the AI has given the City of San Diego high to excellent grades for their ability handle problems.


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 Post subject: Re: Torrey Pines Gliderport Lease 2022
PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2022 8:53 am 
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It's always recommended when in cloud suck, whited out, let go of all controls and pray.
Guaranteed!
If I were his passenger, that selfie stick would have wound up someplace else...

I hope the "pilot" took up knitting instead


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 Post subject: Re: Torrey Pines Gliderport Lease 2022
PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2022 8:58 am 
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I was up on Mount Diablo once. There was a Paraglider Pilot who was on the Juniper ridge Launch. Well I spoke witk this extremly Brave, courageous Pilot. I asked him about asymmetric Collapses. Well He responded saying that having a asymmetric collapse while flying his Partaglider was not that big of a deal. He told Me that he had experienced two collapses in one flight.

So when i when I believe that I will have the nerves of steel, the raw courage that is Mandatory that one must have in order to Fly a Para Glider. Yes after my operation where some doctor completes a transplant operation where I will have a pair of enormous Testicles, I will be Physical equipped so as to be a Paraglider Pilot. I am not at all sure what I will do to get My Mind to be able to deal with the situation.

But those brave soles look as though they are enjoying their Flying.


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