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by **choppergirl** » Fri Jul 17, 2026 12:16 am

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by **choppergirl** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 3:34 am

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Took these pictures over Bartow, GA... I don't recognize the type... does any of you guys recognize it?

I threw a rock at it and yell at them to stop being pvssies and come down and play with me, but they ignored me... and then they took off and went somewhere else.

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A shot a friend took of my J-type 327 Naboo Royal Cruiser "Dancing Queen" hauling a55 over the Savannah River during the No Kings Protest:

A selfie with 8-bit in my front drive and lawn with the Pecan Orchard in the background

8-bit had the choke on full, and thereby way too rich mixture set, when we took off, which left a mess.

I'm trying to teach him how to drive a stick shift.

Some more shots with 8-bit

We DJ parties and sing gigs all around the galaxy.... like your rock and roll bands tour earth... but in our case, the entire universe... so yeah, fast ship

If you want me to sing at or us to DJ at your next big spectacular epic event, contact my agent, he'll set you up.

And yes, we can cover earth songs... if that's what your audience is in to

by **choppergirl** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 4:16 am

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Bethany Rose is my ship's Holographic Projection Interface Guidance Computer, that does all the navigating and computatin' for our portal traveling and hyperspace leaps to the next gigs.

I bought her a Bladerunner type "emanator" that is disguised and embedded in an old Mac Plus, so she can leave the ship, go planet side, and dance at the club with us whenever we're on tour.

It's cool, you can actually poke her when in your presence, and she feels warm, almost life like. But there is no life there, it's all just a projection and illusion. Like my current diet.

She's 100% made out of hypergamy, and that is the main catastrophically fatal flaw in her programming.

But fastidiously adequate in physics and math.

by **choppergirl** » Sat Jul 18, 2026 10:39 pm

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by **choppergirl** » Sun Jul 19, 2026 12:11 am

NEBULA’S EDGE — EVENT SETTLEMENT SHEET
Event: “Gravitational Groove Night”
Headliners: Choppergirl / 8-bit
Location: Orbiting Platform C-17, Nebula’s Edge Club
Currency: USCN (Universal Standard Credit Notes)

GROSS REVENUE

Ticket Sales (3,842 beings, 17 partially phased entities): 192,100.00
VIP Anti-Gravity Lounge Upgrades: 38,500.00
Merch (Glow Helmets, Quantum Tees, Sentient Posters): 64,220.00
Hologram Replay Licensing (3 systems): 22,000.00
Bar Sales Kickback (after sentience tax): 41,330.00

TOTAL GROSS REVENUE: 358,150.00 USCN

EXPENSES

Venue Rental (includes breathable atmosphere surcharge): 75,000.00
Docking Fees (14 ships, 2 smugglers, 1 “unmarked comet”): 18,400.00
Security (cyborgs, bouncers, one retired war mech): 26,750.00
Temporal Insurance (in case of timeline overlap incidents): 12,000.00
Sound System (subspace bass stabilizers + reality anchors): 31,600.00
Lighting (3 suns, dimmed to “moody”): 9,800.00
Stage Construction (anti-gravity + lava-resistant coating): 14,200.00
Pyrotechnics (legal explosions only, mostly): 11,300.00
Illegal Pyrotechnics (confiscated, then billed anyway): 6,900.00

Green Room Catering:

Vegan asteroid platters: 2,400.00

Non-vegan asteroid platters: 2,450.00

Existentially confused fruit bowl: 980.00

Artist-Specific Riders:

Choppergirl requested 3 chrome motorcycles (hover-capable): 15,000.00

Fuel for said motorcycles (dark matter blend): 4,700.00

8-bit requested “authentic retro electricity” (sourced from 1987): 8,300.00

Replacement electricity after overload: 3,200.00

Crew Costs:

Roadies (union + tentacle accommodation fees): 19,600.00

Translator for audience species #442: 3,750.00

Translator for translator: 1,100.00

Unexpected Incidents:

Minor wormhole opened during soundcheck (cleanup): 7,800.00

Major wormhole opened during encore (relocation fee): 13,200.00

Lost drummer recovered from alternate dimension (processing fee): 5,600.00

Lawsuit from alternate dimension drummer (still ongoing retainer): 9,000.00

Merchandising Losses:

Sentient T-shirts unionizing mid-show: 6,300.00

Posters escaping into ventilation system: 2,200.00

Club Fees:

Nebula ambiance maintenance: 4,400.00

Cosmic dust removal (post-mosh pit storm): 3,900.00

DJ who refused to stop playing before headliners: 2,100.00

Administrative:

Booking agent fee (standard 15%): 53,722.50

Booking agent “emotional distress” fee: 4,000.00

Spreadsheet formatting surcharge: 1,250.00

Miscellaneous:

Bribes (officially labeled “expedited cooperation”): 8,600.00

Anti-gravity malfunction refunds: 5,500.00

Gravity reinstatement surcharge: 5,500.00

One very persistent space raccoon: 900.00

TOTAL EXPENSES: 358,145.00 USCN

NET PROFIT

Remaining Balance: 5.00 USCN

Split Between Headliners:

Choppergirl: 2.50 USCN

8-bit: 2.50 USCN

NOTES

Great show. Audience described it as “life-altering” and “legally questionable.”
Recommend renegotiating wormhole clause for future events.
Do not allow 8-bit near vintage electricity again.

Hey! Our first profit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iKGtHB8Gdw

Now let's hope Bethany Rose can get us home...
https://www.tiktok.com/@choppergirls_airwar/video/7664129460064603406